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Episode
- Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
- Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
- Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
- Episode 9: Madame and Her Special friend
- Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
- Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
- Episode 12: That Special Tug
- Episode 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
- Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat
- Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
- Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
- Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
- Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
- Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
- Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
- Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Two and a Half Men Sæson 3 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Harper brødrene Charlie og Alan er næsten modsætninger, de har meget lidt til fælles, bortset fra deres antipati for deres dominerende mor, Evelyn. Alan er smidt ud af sin manipulerende kone, Judith. Charlie er en freelance jingle komponist og uimodståelig cassanova, der bor i sit luksuriøse beach-house. Charlie giver midlertidigt Alan og hans søn Jake et sted at bo efter skilsmissen. Deres modstridende livsstile giver dem masse af problemer og diskutioner.
